I'm told the internets love cute baby animals. And why not? They are fun to look at and harmless, like a socially acceptable form of porn, minus the orgasm (right?). OK, well I found out there was a cute baby animal farm near me (Ranier, Oregon), so I took the girlfriend and we got our snorgling on. Here's a link to the actual place, the Zoological Wildlife Conservation Center. Do not be alarmed by that url, I assure you it is wholesome family fun. On to the cute!
|He was always interested in 'over there,' even when it was a moth|
Here we have a Siberian Lynx kitteh. You can tell he's Siberian and not a Canadian Lynx because his breath smells like vodka and he's amazing at ice dancing. He and I made fast friends. It wasn't 10 minutes before he was just in a knot of paws in my lap.
Next up was a Malaysian Fishing Cat. The smallest of the bunch. Tell jokes about her prime minister at your own peril. She's got one look and it's 'cute steel'.
|She had a bit of an otter vibe about her.|
|"Why is that lady opening a jar of salsa?"|
|Show me a cuter mauling. I dare double kitty dare you.|
|I must have annoyed her, she was hitting the bottle early and often.|