Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Best Gift Possible

With snow falling in Portland, winter is definitely making it's presence felt. And regardless of your belief in Christ, the coming holidays are sure to have some presents dealt your way. This year, the Yak knows the one gift that works for anyone. Joe six-pack, Joe the plumber and Suzi homemaker, check. Teething toddlers, check. Disaffected college students, hellions and troublemakers, double check. The (wo)man who has it all, check. All will be singing your praises for the low, low price of $19.99 + shipping and handling. What is this miracle device? I'm glad you asked. Say hello to the gift of all gifts, the one that makes a Lamborghini look like a pair of socks. The one, the only...

The TV-B-Gone!

That's right, the TV-B-Gone! This handy little gadget is about the size of a matchbox car, but infinitely more fun. Turn off any TV, regardless of manufacturer, in seconds. Tired of that loud football game on Sunday at the bar? Gone! Sick of your date paying more attention to the screen than you at the restaurant? Gone! Outraged by the mindless drone of hundreds of TVs set to the exact same channel at Best Buy? GONE!! This handy remote doesn't slice or dice, but it just might save your sanity if you have to walk anywhere near an electronics department. Think of the electricity all those TVs waste. You're doing the world a favor and having a little fun at the same time. Imagine if you had one during the Olympics... Michael Phelps is reaching for the wall... then, faster than you can say 'We may have a new record'... GONE! Maybe, just maybe someone will realize that they could be doing something better with their time. And then, my friend, we all win. But don't wait, the TV-B-Gone is not sold in stores (for good reason). If you buy now we'll be sure to not throw in a lifetime supply of Rice-a-Roni, the San Francisco treat. We'll be sure not to annoy you with senseless infomercials. What we do guarantee is fun 'til the battery just gives up. So buy yours today. Buy for the whole family. They make great stocking stuffers!

1 comment:

  1. "Sick of your date paying more attention to the screen than you at the restaurant?" yup. you know that's when my TVBG gets used the most!

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